Jesus Door To Go Up For Bid On Ebay

A wooden door with the image of Jesus is set to go up for bid today on Ebay. If that was me, I would start looking for doors with impressions of Lady Gaga, she's much more popular now a days, for some reason.

Verizon To Issue Refunds To 15 Million

Verizon Wireless is set to issue refunds for up to 15 million users. The refunds stem from a charge for data for customers who didn't have data usage plans, and will be between $2 and $6 dollars. I don't know about you but that wouldn't even make a dent in my monthly bill. If that was me, and I was Verizon, I would try to get permission from each user to donate the money in one lump sum to charity, approximately 90 million dollars. It is breast cancer awareness month.

Secrets of Hotness From Victoria Secret Models

An article posted on MSN.com today offers tips for hotness from Victoria Secret models. Really? We know they are hot, and no tips they could offer can make most women as beautiful as they were born. If that was me, I would work on my education. I would definitely read an article titled Victoria Secret model cures breast cancer.

Lebron James Victim of Race ?

Lebron James is now playing the race card, like somehow his being black should excuse him from just being a jerk. If that was me, and I was Lebron, I would wake up every day and thank God for the talent that has made him a priviledged individual in this society. I'm 5'9" short should I cry discrimination cause I'm not able to play in the NBA. I love basketball. Your life is as good as you make it with what you have been given. Remember that Lebron, every day is like Christmas to you.

Strippers To Give Flu Shots

A Florida strip club, Rachels, is giving free flu shots. Considering all the things I can get from a stripper, this actually might keep me out of the doctor's office. If that was me, I'd expand this program, maybe free Viagra with every lap dance?

Playboy Wants Mexican Reporter Bad

According to a report by TMZ, Playboy magazine has offered Mexican reporter Ines Sainz a huge payday and the cover of the magazine to pose nude. Her employer TV Azteca, prohibits nudity. If that was me, I would do it. Not just for the money but the doors it will open, at least the ones to the Playboy Mansion.

Hey Paris Is That Powdered Sugar?

Paris just tweeted she's having french toast for breakfast. You sure that's powdered sugar Paris? If that was me , I wouldn't put the leftovers in my purse.