Donovan McNabb hurt already in Washington

The season hasn't even started and Donovan McNabb is hurt already for the Washington Redskins. Who didn't see this coming ? He had injury problems in Philly, and Washington just never seems to have any luck with the quarterback position. Put the two together and he may not see the field all year. If that was me, and I was the Redskins I would of tried my luck with Michael Vick, prison couldn't end his career, maybe Washington couldn't either.

Justin Bieber to star in remake of Grease ?

Rumor has it Justin Bieber wants to star in a remake of Grease opposite Miley Cyrus. If that was me, and I was the producers of a remake of Grease and those were my best options for the leading roles I'd remake a different movie. How about Smokey and The Bandit ? Anyone besides me see Billy Ray driving the truck?

Lindsay Lohan pulled over by police

Lindsay Lohan, fresh from rehab, was stopped by Las Vegas police for ignoring a stop sign. She wasn't arrested, or even ticketed, but something more important may have been missed by the police. The cause of all her problems obviously stem from her brain's inability to recognize the word stop. She can't stop drinking, doing drugs, anything ! If that was me, and I was that cop, I would of took her back to school. Forget rehab, the poor girl never learned STOP!

Billy Joel gives the show Glee permission to use his music

Billy Joel , remembering back to his day in the chorus, has given the t.v. show Glee permission to use his music in an episode. If that was me, and I was Billy I would let the homeless use my music. Seems the only time we hear anything about him lately is when he's crashing his car.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck felt President Obama's intensity

Elisabeth Hasselbeck commenting recently on her meeting with President Obama said they looked into each others eyes and she could feel the intensity. If that was me, and I was Michelle Obama, I wouldn't leave the two of them alone any time soon. Wouldn't be the first time a President fell for a blonde.

Plaxico Burress stole his uniform number

Former Giant teammate Jeff Feagles claims he had an arrangement with Plaxico Burress to give him his uniform number. He claims Plaxico was supposed to pay for some home improvements in exchange for the use of the number 17. Problem is he never paid and now he's in jail. If that was me, and I was Jeff Feagles, a punter, I wouldn't of brought this up. Do you really want a 6'7" former football player, former prison inmate to be upset with you ? Hey Jeff PUNT !

Tiger Woods world's greatest actor

Tiger Wood's ex wife Elin Nordegren , in an interview for People magazine, states she had no clue about her ex husband's other life. If that was me, and I was Tiger, I would maybe consider a new career, after all the golf thing isn't going too well. Any man who can have that much going on behind his wife's back, has got to be a great actor. Maybe he won't be able to start out in feature films, but you have to admit he's got a great resume for porn, to go along with the name.