Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test

As reported in US MAGAZINE Lindsay Lohan tweeted on friday night that she had failed her drug test. I had posted previously that I thought I knew the real problem with Lindsay and her brain's lack of ability to recognize the word STOP. If that was me, and I was her people, I would hire me to help her What could it hurt I couldn't make her any worse, and at the very least I could probably get a great book deal after only a week.