A Call From The Grave, Woman Pushed Into Open Grave

A woman in the U.K. was pushed into an open grave during an argument with two cemetary workers. She was only rescued after placing a call via her mobile phone. If that was me, and I was at the bottom of that grave, there is no way I could convince any one I know I wasn't joking. I would probably still be there. How long before this is a Verizon commercial "Can you hear me now?"