Highest Paid Child Star To Get $500,000 Per Episode

The 16 year old who plays Charlie Sheen's nephew on the CBS sitcom Two And A Half Men, Angus T. Jones, has just signed a contract to make him the highest paid child TV star. Under his new contract he is to be paid $500,000 per episode, which means over the next two years he'll make a minimum of 7.8 million dollars. If that was me, I would remind myself of what happened to all the child stars before me. I would also buy my condoms wholesale, you know how much action this kid is gonna get.