Webcam With Night Vision

Check out this webcam with night vision. If that was me, I would keep this on at night to see who was doing what near my computer. Might be interesting.

Woman Gets Naked On Flight

A woman described as "emotionally disturbed" disrobed on a flight from Chicago to New York on Saturday night. She was wrapped in blankets and held by flight attendants until the plane landed. If that was me, I would've just been glad I could see she didn't have a bomb, or could she?

Life Discovered on Saturn?

NASA has scheduled a news conference for 2PM on Thursday, where it is believed by many they will announce the discovery of life on Saturn. If that was me, and I was Amazon, I would be very excited. I think that is the only place that doesn't buy from them yet.

Amtrak To Allow Guns

Beginning December 15, Amtrak will begin allowing guns on their trains. This will only be allowed on trains with checked baggage, and the guns must be packed in a hardsided container and unloaded. The railway also requires notice 24 hours in advance. If that was me, I would love to hear that first phone call. "Yes, this is Kayne West, just wanted to let you know I will be bringing my pieces." " By the way is Taylor Swift on my train?" 

Two Year Old Killed By Grandmother At Mall

A two year old was killed when thrown from a parking garage walkway by her grandmother. The child and family were leaving a Virginia mall at about 7PM on Monday when 50 year old Carmela Dela Rosa committed this horrific act. If that was me, I would hang this woman upside down where she did this for hours, before I finally dropped her. Even that is too good for her.

Winner of Hell's Kitchen Denied Prize

The winner of last years Hell's Kitchen, Holli Ugalde, was supposed to become the head chef of the Savoy Grill in London. She, however, was denied the needed work visa. If that was me, and I was on the border patrol in the U.S., I would get some help from the people in London. She can't go there to be a chef, but an illegal from Mexico can be my busboy.

Jesse James Worse Truck Racer Than Husband

Jesse James, former husband of Sandra Bullock, crashed only 160 miles into the 1,061 mile SCORE Baja 1000. He may have found something he actually does worse than being a husband. If that was me, and I was Jesse, I would stick with breaking hearts over breaking bones. Especially if they are my own..

Golf Worker Killed By Tee Shot

A maintenance worker, pulling weeds on a Florida golf course, has died after being struck in the head by a tee shot. I'm amazed something like this hasn't happened before. If that was me, everyone on a golf course would be required to wear a helmet. And all women would have to wear chastity belts, just in case Tiger showed up to "practice".

Jobless Flight Attendants Pose For Bikini Calendar

Ten out of work flight attendants, from the bankrupt Mexican airline Mexicana, have put together a calendar in hopes of raising some money for themselves. The calendar features the girls in bikinis or partial uniforms and was paid for out of their own savings, about $8,000. The first run of 1,000, priced at $12 each, has already sold out and a new batch of 3,000 has been ordered. If that was me, and I had to depend on a calendar to support myself, it would have to be printed in braile. Only the blind would buy it.

9 Million Bottles of Tylenol Recalled

Johnson & Johnson has recalled 9 million bottles of Tylenol that don't contain a warning about the trace amount of alcohol used in the product flavorings. The warnings were on the back of the bottles of three types of Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom liquids. I never knew there was any alcohol in Tylenol. If that was me, and I was younger, I probably would of tried getting drunk on cold treatments. That's just me, though.

Breast Implants To Be Repossessed

A German woman who had her breast implants paid for by a now ex-boyfriend, has been threatened with repossession after she has failed to repay the loan. As a condition of the loan the woman was required to stay with the man for at least a year after the surgery. She broke up with him a short time later. If that was me, and I was the ex, I would get this case heard by Judge Judy. Can't you just picture her saying "Bird take those breast implants out and hand them over to him, case closed."

Three Teens Rescued After 50 Days At Sea

Three teens thought to be lost out at sea were rescued Wednesday by a fishing trawler that just happened upon their boat. The boys had set out in their twelve foot long aluminum boat from Fiji and became stranded when their engine failed. They survived on the rain water they collected along with some coconuts, raw fish, and a seagull that landed on the boat. If that was me, the only way I would've survived was if some Pepsi bottles and a pizza flew into the boat.

Rare Tornadoes Strike

Two tornadoes struck late Monday night in southern Wisconsin causing damage to buildings but no injuries. The tornadoes are considered rare as there have only been three others reported in this area during this time of year ever. The last being in 1971. If that was me, I would upgrade from the trailer to a house with a storm cellar.

Dad Shot Outside Daycare Was Professional Hit

Police are saying the dad shot outside a daycare was a professional hit. The man was killed shortly after dropping off his two year old. A man fled the scene in a silver minivan with no license plates. He was described as a well liked man who owned a daycare company and formerly worked at JP Morgan. If that was me, I would bet this has something to do with his previous job. Daycare owners don't lose a person's investments.

School Evacuated For Bank Robber

The Parkview Elementary school in Gloucester County was evacuated around 1 PM on Tuesday by police searching for a bank robber. A man who fit the suspects description was seen trying to enter the school through an unlocked door. Approximately four hours later the school was found to be safe. If that was me, and I was a bank robber, the last place I would try to hide would be an elementary school. Unless I was a midget.

Turkey With Tan Lines

If that was me, I wouldn't eat this I would cast it on the next season of Jersey Shore.

Akon May Burn Michael Jackson Tapes

Akon is saying he has a large stash of unfinished recordings of him with Michael Jackson that he may burn. He says he knows Michael would not want them released as they are, and he doesn't want to be tempted in the future. If that was me, I would cherish anything I had from Michael. The world lost this great artist way too early.

400 Tires Slashed

400 car tires were slashed in a Delray Beach, Florida gated community overnight Tuesday. Many cars had two tires slashed. If that was me, I would have two questions. How does this happen in a gated community? And, where is the nearest Pep Boys ?

Woman Trapped In Bathroom For 3 Weeks

A 69 year old woman was trapped in her bathroom, when the door lock broke, for 3 weeks. The French woman was rescued by firefighters only after neighbors had noticed her mail had not been picked up for some time. She survived by drinking the water from the tap. The bathroom had no windows and she tried banging on the pipes, however neighbors thought it was a worker and actually filed complaints over the noise. If that was me, where I live, the tap water would of killed me. Looks like it's time for a mini fridge in the bathroom.

Two Year Old Becomes A Parrot

My two year old became a parrot at the worst of times. If that was me I would check out my story at   Parrot

Derek Jeter To The Mets?

 The one team that would benefit most by signing Derek Jeter is based in New York, but it isn't the Yankees. Click through to this interesting take    New York Met Derek Jeter

Pill May Help Prevent HIV

A new study has shown the Aids pill, Truvasa, may help prevent the spread of HIV, along with the use of condoms, and counseling. The pill taken with those precautions cut the risk by 44%, and when used faithfully showed a cut in risk of up to 73%. These results are for gay males, with further studies involving females still incomplete. The pills are expensive in the U.S., costing between $5,000 to $14,000 a year. In poorer countries the pill can be bought for as little as 39 cents in generic form. If that was me, and I was a gay male, I would seriously consider moving. At least until health insurance steps up.

Engagement Ring Dropped In Water

Travis Pittman thought it would be a great idea to propose to his girlfriend, Kim Hopper, on a dock at the edge of the Puget Sound. When he pulled out the half carat diamond engagement ring, however, he dropped it into the water. The good news is, his now fiancee' said yes. Several divers have come forward to look for the ring. If that was me, I wouldn't even think about getting married near the water. With his luck the bride will fall in next!

Paula Abdul Launches Website

Paula Abdul has launched a website, AuditionBooth.com, in which you can download a video of yourself to be seen by casting directors. Could Paula Abdul, eventually, be responsible for finding more talent than American Idol. If that was me, and I had any talent I would check this out. You never know who is looking at the internet at any given time.  

Domain Name Sells For $13 Million

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Father Shot Outside Daycare

A 36 year old father was gunned down ouside his child's daycare. Russell Sneiderman was shot just minutes after dropping off his two year old in Georgia. No further details were available, but the details behind this is sure to be very interesting. If that was me, I would think they are probably looking at the mother of the child for some connection.

378 Die In Festival Stampede

The death toll from a stampede at a Cambodian festival has reached 378 and is expected to climb. The stampede happened after the Bon Om Took festival which marks the end of the rainy season and features boat races. The incident seems to be the result of a panic set off when several people fainted while waiting to cross a narrow bridge and people began piling on top of each other to cross. If that was me, I would of been fine, I never try to leave early.

Pope Ok's Condom Use

The Vatican has issued a statement saying the use of a condom is a lesser evil than infecting a sexual partner with HIV. This seems to all be part of a softening of stance by Pope Benedict XVI. If that was me, I would hope this signals a more realistic and understanding church. Forgiveness is great until it is too late to save a life.

Future Nascar Star To Race In NJ's Turkey Derby

Ryan Truex, younger brother of Sprint Cup driver Martin Truex jr., will be competeing in his home state of NJ on Thanksgiving weekend. For more details check out   Future Nascar Star To Race In NJ's Turkey Derby

What's Next For Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber might be the most accomplished 16 year old in history. To see what's next click through to   Justin Bieber, What's Next?

Judge Judy Showcase For Idiots

Judge Judy truly is a different kind of judge show. Most show us people who are uneducated or just ignorant. I recently watched an episode that showed relatively intelligent people doing really stupid things. Check out my views of this show at   Judge Judy Shows Us The Idiots

Planning Thanksgiving Around Football

Thanksgiving is all about the food and the football. If you want a run down on the game times and the best time to put the turkey on the table click through to   Planning Thanksgiving Around Football

Funny Christmas Story

I just published a funny Christmas story about a pair of young couples and their first tree. Check it out at   The Christmas Tree Almost Got Away

Will Jeter, Rivera, and Posada Hurt Yankees?

The New York Yankees, long known for signing the best players available, are in a bit of a corner this year. It has pretty much been taken for granted that Jeter, Rivera, and Posada will be with the team next year. But would they be sought after by the Yankees if they were players from other teams. If that was me, I would read more on this at Yankee Veterans

Free Tacos

Today, Tuesday Nov. 16 is free taco day at Jack In The Box. You can just show up and get a free taco, no other purchase is necessary. If that was me, and I had a Jack In The Box near me, I would be eating free tacos all day. And calling out sick from work tomorrow.

Eva Longoria Looking For Man With Initials T.P.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have reportedly separated. The interesting rumor to come out of this is that Eva has Tony's initials tatooed in a very private place on her body. If that was me, and I was MTV, I would start planning the show now. Eva Finds A New T.P.

Homer Simpson's Butt Banned

What was once a common sight on the Simpsons, Homer's butt is no longer allowed on FOX. The network will not allow it to appear in any new episodes and will not rerun any episodes from the past with Homer's butt. If that was me, and I was FOX, I wouldn't run any more episodes of American Idol. I find that show much more offensive than Homer's cartoon butt.

Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Engaged

No, not to each other. Nick announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo just several days ago. Now Jessica has announced hers to Eric Johnson just six months after they started dating. He was also still legally married when they started dating. If that was me, and Vegas would take the action, I would bet everything I have that Nick is married much longer.

Justin Bieber Will Not Date Any Of His Fans

Justin Bieber recently told The Gaurdian, a British newspaper, that he will never date one of his fans, He wants someone who wants to be with him not his fame. If that was me I would never say never. Let's ask him that again when he's forty, bald, and overweight.

Teen Paralyzed After Ear Piercing

A 14 year old girl was paralyzed as a result of an ear infection from a piercing. It ia now one year later and the teen is just getting back to a normal life. It began with a numbness in her toes which eventually led to being completely paralyzed. She was the victim of Guillian-Barre syndrome which affects about 1 in 100,000 people worldwide. If that was me, I just got another reason not to get my junk pierced. Like I needed one.

Billy Ray Cyrus Flips Out On Radio Host

Billy Ray Cyrus flipped out Friday morning on a radio show host when asked about his impending divorce. He stormed out when the subject was brought up by host Woody Johnson. Woody Johnson? Where was he getting interviewed on a porn radio station? If that was me, and I was Billy Ray, I would hope to know better than to be interviewed by a dick. A double one at that.

Taylor Swift Breaks Record

Taylor Swift was named songwriter of the year Tuesday at the BMI awards. Becoming the youngest person ever to win the award at 20 years old. She also won country song of the year with song co-writer Liz Rose, for the song "You Belong To Me". This marks the third year in a row Liz Rose has won this award. If that was me, I would have Liz Rose help me write all my songs. She sounds like the true talent here.

Boxer Ordered To Stay Away From His Children

Boxer Floyd Mayweather jr has been ordered by a judge to stay away from his former girlfriend and their two sons. He reportedly threatened to hit them if they called 911 on him during an altercation. If that was me, and my dad was a pro boxer, he wouldn't have to say anything. One look and I would know.

Perfect Score On ACT And SAT

A Kansas high school senior, Charles Wolock, achieved a perfect score on both his ACT and SAT tests. If that was me, I would make a college pay me to go there. Then keep him around as a professor. Hell, maybe they should just make him a professor now!

Software To Prevent Drunk Facebooking

A software company,Webroot, has produced software that may stop you from posting on Facebook when you are drunk. The software is called "Social Media Sobriety Test". If that was me, I would develop software that didn't allow you to post anything stupid. Oh wait, I just killed Facebook.

iPod AND iPhone To Go 3-D

Hasbro Inc has announced they will produce a device which will clip to the iPod and iPhone to give them the 3-D experience. The device is called My3D, will be available in the spring and cost approximately $30. If that was me, I would try to develope anything that works with any device that start with i. Recipe for success.

Google Employees Get Raise And Bonus

Google has sent an email to all of it's 23,000 employees informing them of a $1,000 Christmas bonus in addition to their 10% raise. If that was me, I would try to get on the Christmas list of a Google employee. Better yet, can anyone get me a job with Google ?

Wendys Changes Its Fries

To continue their campaign of promoting a healthier brand of fast food Wendys is changing their fries. The new fries will be skin-on russet potato fries with sea salt. If that was me, and I ran a fast food chain like Wendys, I would just concentrate on taste. I don't think the first thing that comes to anyone's mind when they say fast food is healthy.

"Twilight" Leads People Choice Award Nominations

"The Twilight Saga" has been nominated for a total of eight People's Choice Awards. Guess there will be alot of vampires out that night. If that was me, and I was a presenter, I would make sure to bring my garlic, wooden stake, and silver bullets.

Megan Fox Out As Wonder Woman?

Megan Fox, who was long rumored to be the choice to play Wonder Woman in a new movie, may be out of the running for the role. The original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, took exception to Megan Fox's depiction of the invisible plane and truth lasso, as "lame". The new favorite for the role is Tanit Phoenix. If that was me, and I was Megan Fox, I would keep my mouth shut. I don't see Hollywood knocking down her door with roles.

Pies Baked Inside Cakes

A new bakery in Philadelphia, Flying Monkey Bakery, has introduced The Pumpple. A dessert which combines a chocolate cake with a pumpkin pie baked inside, with a vanilla cake with an apple pie inside.The cake weighs in at 15 pounds and each slice is 1,800 calories. If that was me, I would rename this bakery, The Diabetic Disaster. I don't think anyone would be doing much flying after eating that.

Don't Boo Tiger

Fans on the sidelines for the Australian Masters will be warned to not heckle Tiger Woods. If anyone is caught, they will be warned first, then asked to leave. Tiger Woods is not only controversial because of his indiscretions with the ladies, but citzens of Australia have another beef. Seems half his appearance fee of $3 Million is being paid with taxpayer money. If that was me, I would have a problem with paying anyone an appearance fee who pays women an appearance fee.

Mysterious Misslie Off The Coast Of LA

Video has been taken by a news helicopter in the area of the LA coast of a missile. The missile was not part of any U.S. Military testing according to sources. In fact, it is felt the missile may have been launched by a commercial entity or amateurs. If that was me, I would feel more secure if our government actually knew where stray missiles were coming from. Wanna bet some kid on Facebook or Youtube knows more about this missile than President Obama.

Cruise Ship Stranded At Sea

The Carnival Cruise ship, The Splendor, is stranded at sea after an engine room fire. While toilets and cold water were restored overnight, the ship is still without air condition, hot water, hot food and telephones. The U.S. Navy has sent the USS Ronald Reagan and two tugboats are en route. It will take about 24 hours for the tugboats to bring the ship back to Mexico. If that was me, I would expect a free vacation for all my trouble. Just don't expect it to be on a cruise ship.

Breathalyzer Key Chain

Check out this key chain breathalyzer, if this really works it could be the best investment you ever make. If that was me, I would try it out, if I even ever wondered once if I was too drunk to drive.

5 Year Old Sells Drawings To Fund Chemo Treatments

5 year old Aidan Reed loves to draw pictures of monsters. On September 13 of this year he was diagnosed with a form of leukemia and while enduring chemo and the other treatments has cotinued to draw his monster pictures. His aunt decided to post the drawings on Etsy as prints for a cost of $12 a piece as a way to help raise money to pay for Aidan's treatments. To date she has sold 2,500 to raise $30,000 for the family, which was in danger of losing their home until this money was raised. If that was me, let's make this story as known as possible. Let's all buy some monster drawings, I can't think of a better reason to buy anything.

Another Egg Recall

Cal-Maine Farms inc. is recalling 288,000 eggs for possible salmonella contamination. The eggs were distributed in Arkansas, California, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, and Texas. They were sold under the name Ohio Fresh Eggs, so far no illnesses have been reported. If that was me, I would try to get these chickens to clean up their act. Maybe we should just get our eggs from Perdue, their chickens always look clean, happy, and disease free.  

Grandmother Tries To Sell Grandson

A grandmother in Florida was arrested after trying to sell her infant grandson for $75,000. She was arrested after handing the child over to undercover police. If that was me, I would sentence this woman to changing adult diapers in the jail.

Kayne West Performs On Plane

Kayne West took over the intercom system of the plane he was on and performed family friendly versions of "The Good Life" and "Golddigger". This happened on a flight from Minneapolis to New York on Friday. Some are saying it was his response to Taylor Swift recently giving a free performance in an airport. This guy seems just a little too obsessed with Taylor Swift. If that was me, and I was in charge of her security, I would really watch this guy.

NFL Star Cut

The Green Bay Packers have cut cornerback Al Harris, who was trying to come back from a serious knee injury suffered almost a year ago. Head coach Mike McCarthy feels the 36 year old player can still play in the NFL, just not for the Packers. If that was me, and I was Al Harris, I would keep working, cornerbacks go down in this league every week.

Wade Phillips Finally Fired

The Dallas Cowboys have finally fired head coach Wade Phillips. Offensive coordinator Jason Garrett will take over and has the ability to make the job permanent according to owner Jerry Jones. If that was me, and I was Jason Garrett, I would only wish this move would of happened while Tony Romo was still healthy. I wonder if Jason can still throw the ball, he can't be much worse than Jon Kitna.

UFO Sighted Over Virginia

A blue circular UFO was sighted over Virginia last Wednesday night. Witnesses described it as silent and moving back and forth. If that was me, I would move, with DC a target for terrorists nearby and now UFO's. California and it's earthquakes are starting to look safe.

Arrest Warrant For Michael Lohan

An arrest warrant has reportedly been issued in New York, for Michael Lohan. The warrant is for non-payment of child support. If that was me, and I was running around so concerned about Lindsay, I would take care of my own responsibilities first. No wonder Lindsay is so messed up, these may be the worst parents in the world.

Woman Marries Four Times For Money

Ok, so we have all heard about women marrying for money. But four times, without ever getting a divorce? Seems Sonia Estrada did just that, marrying four men in exchange for thousands of dollars, so they could all get their citzenship. She was only caught when she applied for another license in New York this July. She had three daughters by a man she didn't marry and tried to blame all her troubles on her dead twin. So let's see married 4 times, 3 kids out of wedlock, and blames her dead twin. If that was me, I would want to marry her too, NOT!

Woman Fined $1.5 Million For Illegal Downloads

A Minnesota mom has been fined $1.5 million for the illegal download and sharing of  24 songs from the illegal download site Kazaa in 2006. In her third trial a jury has awarded Capitol Records the money, which the company says it has no plans to try to recover. They are pleased with the penalty, hoping it will serve as a deterrent. If that was me, I would keep appealing, then maybe she won't have the time to download any more music.

Check Out The New Justin Bieber Dolls

The new Justin Bieber dolls are available for pre-order through Amazon. Click on the picture to see the different dolls available. If that was me, I would make them life size.

Former TV Host Wanted In Hit And Run

Former TV host Gary Collins is wanted for questioning regarding a hit and run accident in Mississippi. The accident injured a woman and small child, and wouldn't be his first brush with the law. He already has numerous DUI arrests on his record. If that was me, this man would of been in jail along time ago. What do we need to do with people like this, tattoo Don't give me any alcohol, on their foreheads?

World Series MVP Released

The MVP of the World Series, Edgar Renteria, has been released by the San Francisco Giants. The team decided to exercise a buyout in his contract for $500,000 rather than pay him $9 million for next year. This marks the second year in a row the World Series MVP has been released by his team. Last year the Yankees released Hideki Matsui shortly after the World Series. If that was me, and they wanted to hand me that trophy, I would politely pass it on to someone else.

Couple Gives Away $11 Million In Lottery Winnings

An elderly couple from rural Nova Scotia have given away all their $11 million lottery winnings to family, friends, and charity. The couple thought others could do more good with the money than they could. Why is it I only have friends that want money, not want to give me money. If that was me, I could do alot of good with that money, at least my fiance could. Good shopping and good eating mostly.

NASA Facility Under Lockdown

A NASA facility in Ohio is currently under lockdown after reports of suspicious activity involving a possible gunman. It has been reported there has been a possible shooting in building 77 of the facility, and local police are not involved. The location has more than 3,400 employees. If that was me, I would think with all we have gone through as a nation, it would be impossible by now to get a weapon inside a government run facility.

Taylor Lautner Officially Dating

Taylor Lautner has apparently come clean that he and Lily Collins have been dating for as long as 4 months. It's amazing how much hype a celebrity's relationship status gets. If that was me, and anyone cared who I dated, I would hold a big press conference and talk up my favorite charity, and make a donation mandatory to hear the news. At least I could help someone, and not look so bad when it didn't work out.

Cheese In 5 States Linked To E.coli

Cheese sold in 5 states at Costco Wholesale locations has been linked to a recent E.coli outbreak. The cheese, Bravo Farms Dutch Style Raw Milk Gouda Cheese, was sold and sampled in store, in Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Nevada, and San Diego. So far 25 cases have been reported. If that was me, I would of never bought this product anyway, the name is too long. If I had to go to the hospital with stomach pain and the doctor asked me what I ate, I could just rattle off, burger, beer, fries. Hell I would probably be dead by the time I said Bravo Farms Dutch Style......

Plane crash kills 68

A plane crash in Cuba has claimed the lives of all 68 people on board. The plane crash was the worst in Cuba since 1989. Again if that was me, I would look into why it seems airplanes carrying freight never seem to crash. Do we value our things more than our people?

Domino's To Pay $31,000 An Hour

Domino's Pizza has announced they are going to pay one lucky person $31,000 an hour for one hour of work as a special promotion. The bad news is you have to be in Japan. If that was me, and I was Domino's, I would have a whole show featuring delivery drivers on an obstacle course to deliver pizzas. Don't just hand out money make them earn that tip!

Lions Kill Man While Showering

A tourist in Zimbabwe was attacked by five lions as he showered near his camp, and was killed. He was the last of his family to shower and they ran to him when they heard his screams, but it was too late. If that was me, I would learn even lions don't like it when you use the last of the hot water.

Happy Meals Banned In San Francisco

San Francisco has passed a measure which will effectively ban the sale of Happy Meals by McDonalds. The measure does not allow toys to be part of a childrens meals. If that was me, and I was McDonalds, I would start making edible toys, kids love to play with their food anyway.

Baby Panda Born

A baby panda has been born at an Atlanta zoo. It is the first to be born in a U.S. zoo this year. If that was me, I would make the panda the mascot for abstinence.

Lil Wayne Released From Jail

Rapper Lil Wayne was released from federal prison this morning after an 8 month stint. He was behind bars on weapons related charges, and had an album go to number one while in jail. If that was me, I would get to work on a new album right away, and then do something to get arrested again. I'm sure it won't be hard for him, and hell what's eight months compared to a number one album any way. Maybe he could call it " Raisin' Bail, I'm Going Back To Jail"

"Bachelorette" Contestant Found Dead

The father of "Bachelorette" contestant, Julien Hug, has confimed a body found along a Southern California Highway is that of his son. The 35 year old was a contestant on the show in May of 2009. Foul play has not been ruled out. If that was me, I would really check into the other contestants, the competitors are fierce and hungry for fame. Either way it's a tragedy when anyone that young dies.

Check Out New Justin Bieber Dolls

The new Justin Bieber Singing Doll - ?Baby? is available for preorder now. If that was me, I would make them life size but you can't have everything.

Facebook Phone Idea Dead

The long standing rumor of a phone from Facebook has been shot down by CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Facebook may however make a phone manufacturer or carrier part of their new "Deals" program which starts today. The "Deals" program already includes The Gap, McDonalds, Starbucks, and others. If that was me, and I was a phone company, I would get this deal done. Facebook just surpassed 200 million members.

Drug Runners To Build New Tunnel Under The Hudson

Border patrol agents have found a tunnel more than six football fields long connecting Mexico and Southern California. The tunnel is equipped with a rail system, lighting and ventilation. New Jersey and New York have been trying to build a new tunnel under the Hudson River for years at cost estimates in the billions and trillions of dollars. If that was me, and I found who did this, I wouldn't put them in prison I would hire them.

Shawne Merriman Has A New Team Too

Shawne Merriman has been claimed by the winless Buffalo Bills. I'm sure he's thrilled, they have no chance at the playoffs and he gets there just in time for all the snow. If that was me, I would just retire.

Alcohol Worse Than Heroin ?

A new British study has come to the conclusion that the overall effects alcohol has on your body is worse than those of heroin. Let me guess, the participants who drank complained of health problems, while those on heroin didn't, cause they were dead! If that was me, I would have another drink, and let the Britts do all the heroin they want.

Mariah Carey "Poked" By Someone Other Than Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey has denied rumors of invitro fertilization, but has admitted to the use of daily acupuncture treatments all over her body as a destressor. If that was me, I would bet whoever gave her the acupuncture treatments wife is pregnant too. 

Randy Moss Has A New Team Already

Randy Moss will be a member of his third team since the NFL season has started, After being waived by the Vikings, he was claimed by the Titans today. This man has all the talent to make him a hall of famer one day, instead the records he is breaking now are how many teams can get rid of him in one season. If that was me, I would shut my mouth and just catch the ball.

Baby Survives Seven Story Fall

An 18 month old baby, in France, survived a fall from a seventh floor window. The baby apparently bounced off an awning and landed in a man below's arms. If that was me, and that was my child, I would never let it out of my sight again, or I would be sure to continue living in buildings that have awnings.

Netflix To Crash The Internet

The overwhelming success Netflix is achieving could bring an unwanted result. The crash of the internet. Online video streaming from the company already uses 90% of Canada's and 20% of the U.S.'s peak hour bandwidth. If that was me, and I was Netflix, I would use Canada as my own personal experiment and make sure they have a solution before any crash in the U.S. was even remotely possible. As you can probably tell I live in the U.S.

The McRib Is Coming Back

McDonalds has announced the McRib sandwich will be back in all locations soon. If that was me I would hurry and get some, this sandwich just always seem to suddenly disappear from the menu. A McDonalds mystery for sure.

Ten Year Old Girl Gives Birth

A ten year old girl in Spain has given birth to a full term healthy baby The father of the baby is also believed to be under aged and authorities have not decided whether to let her keep it. If that was me, and I had a daughter, she wouldn't be allowed out until she was 25 and even then she wouldn't be going to Spain.

New Justin Bieber Book Available

The new Justin Bieber book Justin Bieber (Get the Scoop) is available through Amazon. Even if you don't intend to buy the book, you can at least look at his picture by clicking the link. If that was me, and I looked like him I would put my picture on everything.

Lebron James Denies Groupie Rumors

Lebron James has denied via his Twitter that he prefers the company of groupies to that of the mother of his children. Most people are amazed he would even pay any attention to the blog that reported it. If that was me, I would realize it's probably not Lebron reading the blog, but his baby mama. Shame is he probably caught some serious hell at home, even if it wasn't true.

Emma Watson Shocked She's A Millionaire

Emma Watson, one of the stars of the "Harry Potter" films, was reportedly shocked when told she was a millionaire. Fact is she is probably close to worth 32 million. If that was me, I would start keeping a better eye on my money. How many of these movie stars have been ripped off by parents, agents, accountants, or all of the above.

Pink Thinks Parents Should Spank Their Children More

Pink has spoken up on the subject of disciplining children. She is an advocate for spanking children when they misbehave. She says she was a notoriously bad child and her parents tough discipline probably saved her life. I was rarely spanked as a child, all my mom had to do was threaten to tell my father when he got home and that was enough. My dad was 6'3" and 230 pounds, that vision was enough for me. If that was me, and I was a child of Pink, I would think twice about misbehaving around her, she has some guns!

T.I. Back To Prison

Rapper T.I. returned to federal prison to serve an 11 month term as a result of his parole violation. He had served seven months for a weapons violation in 2009, and was arrested in September on drug charges, which violated his probation. He arrived at prison with a large entourage. If that was me, I would change the people I'm hanging out with. Any doubt they will be busy spending his money while he's in jail?

Demi Lovato Leaves Jonas Bros Tour For Rehab

Demi Lovato has left the Jonas Brothers tour to check herself into rehab. The 18 year old singer-actress is reportedly dealing with eating disorder and cutting herself issues. If that was me, and I was her parents, I would physically be there for her all the time. These are serious issues which can lead to even more serious problems like drug abuse and even suicide. Let's hope she gets the help and love she needs.

Rutgers Students Robbed, Rough Time For School Lately

Two Rutgers New Brunswick students were robbed early Saturday as they walked through the campus, by a group of between seven to ten men. The campus is already dealing with a football player who is paralyzed from the neck down, and the suicide of a student who was videotaped by his roommate. If that was me, and I went to Rutgers, I would hope the black cloud leaves soon.

XBOX 360 DJ Hero Renegade For $99

Xbox 360 DJ Hero Renegade Edition Featuring Jay-Z and Eminem for $99. If that was me, I would check this out. Ultimate party must have. 

Check Out This Hot UGG

This is just one of the many styles available. Click through, I didn't even know this many styles existed. 

Check Out Shaq Dressed As A Woman

If that was me, I would tell him he's beautiful, and get out of there as fast as I could.

How Many Texts Does Average Teen Send After Going To Bed?

According to research done by the JFK Medical Center in Edison NJ, the average teen texts 34 times after they go to bed for the night. This can add up to as much as 4 hours a night according to the researchers. If that was me, and I ran this study, I would check that data again. No way it takes the average teenager 4 hours to send 34 texts, more like 4 minutes.

Ex-NBA Legend Dies

Former NBA legend Maurice Lucas has died at age 58 after battling cancer. You might say who? And to that I will say "The only ones who really remember you when you pass are your family and closest friends. If that was me, and I was one of today's stars, I would value my family more than anything, Life after basketball isn't guaranteed.

4 Year Old Banned From NJ School For Long Hair

This four year old child was banned from his school because of his long hair, and the worst part is he was growing it for charity. Jack Szablewski lost his grandfather to cancer at  the age of 16 months, and his mother decided to grow her son's hair long to donate it to children with cancer to honor her father. The school, St. Dominic of Brick NJ, knew all about the child's hair and asked for it to be cut before the school year started. When a number of things interfered with it being cut, the school denied him admission. If that was me, I would compare this kid's picture to any teacher in that school and bet he is better groomed than half of them. This child and mother should be applauded for what they are doing not penalized.

Man Sues McDonalds For Weight Gain And Wins

A Brazilian court has awarded a former McDonalds franchise manager $17,500 in damages because he gained 65 pounds over the 12 years he worked there. He claimed the food sampling he did every day and the free lunches contributed to his weight gain. If that was me, and I was McDonalds, I would charge that guy with theft. Sixty five pounds sounds like a lot more than samples and free lunches to me.

Randy Moss Cut Again

Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings, making it the second time this year he has been sent packing by a NFL team. He openly criticized his coach and staff for not following his advice on how to beat his former team. He also praised his former team. If that was me, and I was the NFL, I would watch this carefully. If he should resign with the Patriots, I would think this could all be a Bill Belichik plan. Traded to the Vikings days before they play the Jets, and waived the day after the Vikes play the Patriots. This is the same man that was secretly videotaping other teams. He could be an evil genius.