Streaker Should Get $1 Million Dollars

The man who streaked in front of President Obama, was doing so to win a prize of $1 million dollars offered by a website. The prize was offered by a billionaire who owns the gaming site. According to the rules, he had to have the site written on his body, get within ten feet of Obama, and shout out the site's name six times. The organizer's of the contest are checking to see if he fulfilled all the requirements. If that was me, and I was a billionaire, I would give the guy the money. He's an unemployed computer programmer, who wants to help his sick sister. Hell I'd give him a job too!