The cast for the next season of "Celebrity Apprentice" has been announced. The list of "celebrities" looks a lot like the guest list at a rehab center. Gary Busey, Richard Hatch, Jose Canseco, and Lil John are just the trouble makers. Then you have the washed up singers in David Cassidy, Mark McGrath, Meatloaf, and Dionne Warwick. Add in some just plain crazies in LaToya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, and Star Jones along with a deaf actress in Marlee Matlin and let the craziness begin.
What I want to know is what kind of apprentice is Donald Trump looking for. A future convict. A future drug addicted homeless person. I don't think any of these people would be qualified to be his doorman when all is said and done.
Too bad the show isn't on cable and didn't focus on the behind the scenes. I mean how soon before Jose Conseco realizes Marlee Matlin is deaf not just ignoring him. How soon before Lil John pulls a gun on Gary Busey. How soon before we get a new band, Partridge Sugar Meatloaf.
If someone doesn't die or get arrested on this season it will be too bad, uh, I mean a miracle.